Its hard to be serious this time of year, so

I’ll throw out a few more Christmas Funnies.

This has been reported a few places, but in case you haven’t heard, a 23 year old woman was arrested for sexual assault after groping a Mall Santa in Connecticut.

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In Canada, an angry father sold a copy of this season’s “Must Have” video game – Guitar Hero III – after he “came home from work early and [found his] innocent little boy smoking pot in the back yard with two of his delinquent friends.” In case some of you feel some sympathy for our reefer-head anti-hero, his father said,

“I am still considering getting him a game for his Nintendo. Maybe something like Barbie as the Island Princess or Dancing with the Stars … I know he will just love them,” the father said, tongue-in-cheek.

For all of you thinking of looking for a copy of the game, which has caused quite a sensation among 15 year olds and 35 year olds alike, it fetched over $9000 on eBay. Normally, I would have made a joke that $9000 Canadian is like $47.39 American, but as this recent, sad-but-true Canadian political cartoon illustrates, nobody wants our money….

Lastly, from Geoff’s neck of the woods, a thief who stole a family’s Christmas presents “may have had a change of heart, unexpectedly returning Christmas goods stolen from the house of a New Zealand family, police said Tuesday.” Apparently, he was about to fence the presents at a local pawn shop pitch the presents off Mt. Crumpit, our Grinch’s heart grew three sizes. The problem is, he broke most of the presents shoving them into his bag and throwing them up the chimney. Not to worry, the family’s insurance will cover the loss.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all!