These Guys Give Ambulance Chasing a Bad Name.

Esquire recently posted five of the most poorly produced, highly offensive lawyer ads you’ve likely ever seen.  These are ads that make the guys on the sides of city buses look like Clarence Darrow.   One guy laments the fact that he can’t serve you the wrongdoer’s severed head on a platter.  Another insults his potential clients, their spouses, other lawyers and then makes promises that, to paraphrase Springsteen, no honest man can keep.  Another wears some Iron Man/RoboCop looking prosthetic that apparently helps him pound opposing counsel into submission.  Finally, we have the “California Switchblade” who plans to “cut up the competition.”

H/T Overlawyered