The Joys of Dealing With the Pro Se Party – Part 1

Sometimes, my job is somewhat humorous, which is a relief because a lot of the time I am dealing with people in stressful situations.  Every time I come home with one of these stories, my lovely wife suggests that I save them and write a book.   Maybe someday I will do that.  Until then, I will tell them here.  Of course, there is always the difficulty of maintaining confidentiality with respect to these stories and I will try my best to obfuscate a few facts to protect the innocent those who need protection.

I should have known that it was going to be a weird one when the ADR office emailed me within 15 minutes of sending out the Notice to tell me that the Plaintiff’s attorney had withdrawn.  My second hint should have been the letter from the defense counsel to the now pro se (unrepresented by legal counsel) party.

What really drove the point home was a phone call with the pro se that went something like this:

ME: This is Chris Annunziata.  I am the mediator assigned to handle your case.  I just want to confirm that you will be attending the mediation on Tuesday.

PRO SE (“PS”):  Yea, but I ain’t gonna pay you.

ME: Well, then, we have a problem.

PS:  No.  There’s no problem.  I ain’t paying you.  I don’t see the point in having mediation.

ME:   Do you understand that the Court has ordered the parties to participate in mediation and appointed me to mediate this case?  This is your opportunity to try to discuss a settlement with the other side and try to resolve this case before appearing before the judge.

PS:  I don’t care.  I ain’t paying you.

ME:  Are you telling me that you want to mediate, but refuse ot pay me or that you don’t want to mediate and want to cancel?

PS:  No, I don’t want to mediate.  And I don’t have any money to pay you.

ME:  OK.,  Then we’re going to cancel the mediation because you refuse to appear and I will file a report with the Judge that you failed to appear at mediation.

PS:  Wait.  I’m gonna be there. But I ain’t gonna pay you.  They took all my money.   [Mind you, this is a personal injury dispute, not a theft or fraud case]

ME:  The court imposes a fee for the mediation and I am entitled to my compensation for mediating this case with you.  I suggest you discuss your complaint with the Court or the ADR office, but if you appear tomorrow, you will be responsible for one-half of my fee.  Otherwise, I’m canceling the mediation now.

PS:  I’m coming, but I ain’t paying you.  You better be there.  Do I gotta go through a metal detector?

ME:  Yes.

PS:  Then I’m gonna have to leave my guns at home.

ME:  Yes, you will.  You cannot carry a firearm in the Courthouse.

PS:  Yes, I can.

ME:  You will have to take that up with the deputies at the security desk, but there will be a metal detector.

PS:  OK.  I’ll be there.  You better be there.  And I ain’t paying you.

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